The One About Amazon Clothing Reviews

So listen. If you’re new here you may not know how much we love to shop. Like. It’s a continual thing for both of us. We each have varying techniques when it comes to online shopping that I feel like really exemplify our core personalities. Rhonda will jump in head first if she likes something. Me? Well. I’m a little more cautious. I’ll read countless reviews, see if I can purchase that same item from a website I’ve used before – basically all the precautionary measures. Which brings me to why we’re here today. I typically default to Amazon when it comes to online shopping. I like the security that Amazon gives me. And there’s just such a YUGE variety of things you can buy from Amazon…so why not?

When I’m clothes shopping on Amazon I like to get thigh high in the reviews. If you buy things on Amazon, for the love of the seven PLEASE REVIEW YOUR PURCHASE. I depend upon these reviews.

Anywayyyy, typically while I’m perusing the clothing section on Amazon I come across some pretty funny reviews. A lot of times I screenshot and share my thoughts on them on my SnapChat. Rhonda said I should make a blog post out of it…and so here I am today doing just that.

For your reading pleasure:

Belty AF

Why you tieing it at your waist thooooo? I can’t imagine that you’re getting compliments because of that? When in doubt? Don’t belt it. Ever. Ever Ever.

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It is Actually Mauve

Listen boo. I am in total appreciation of the way you are conveying your wife’s message. I can totally just see her standing over you while you type “IT’S NOT RED IT’S MAUVE!!” But I mean. BTW – it doesn’t look red in the listing photo……it def looks closer to mauve. 🙂

[link to amazon]

The Poet

Look. A poem. Coincidentally I’ve written a poem that I entitled ‘Beautiful’. Mine is nothing like GIA’s poem, but I can appreciate her art.

[link to Amazon]

Those Crazy Art People

A crazy art teacher you say? There’s so much wrong with that statement. So many puzzling things. Soo curious how your mind drew that comparison….

[link to Amazon]

Husband Pleaser

I mean. Thank god your husband likes it. Cause if he didn’t…you’d def had to return it right, Ash? Also **clothes shopping.

[product link on Amazon]

Don’t Sweat the Details

So like. Why did you even mention it Derek? If it was your fault. Why did you leave a poor review?

[product link on Amazon]

I could go on and on. IDK if you guys are ready for that level of petty though. 😉 Anyhow it was fun for me, and  I hope you guys got a little chuckle out of it. I know I did, and I got some things added to my Amazon cart which is really a win win for me.

 

What’s In My….. Amazon Wish List?

Hey you guys! Here we are again with another installment of “What’s In My…” And what are we showing you guys today?? We’re telling you all about what’s in our Amazon Wish Lists. Ok, well the top five items on our Amazon Wish Lists. The truth is if we sat here and showed you guys the entire thing…well that’d take .. a longgg time! Anyhow, let’s get to it shall we?

Ashley –

Gamery Women’s Casual Woolen Short Lapel Coat Cardigan Jacket with Long Sleeve – I mean. How could you NOT want this jacket? 🙂 

Flight 001 Spacepak Clothes – My next couple of things are from this Flight 001 brand. They are space saving travel bags/luggage. This particular one has two spaces, one for clean clothes and the other for dirty. The bag uses a dual compression system,  and supposedly you can fit two weeks worth

of clothing in here! The bag is about the size of a thick laptop bag. 

Flight 001 Spacepak Undergarments –  As you can see this is another Flight 001 product. This particular bag is for undergarments.

Flight 001 Spacepak Toiletry Bag –   Can’t forget toiletries….aka ALL the makeup. A travel space saving solution for packing the multitude of makeup product choices I require on the daily?? Yes. Please.

Levaca Women’s Plain Scoop Neck Pockets Pleated Loose Swing Casual Midi Dress –  Did you say a striped dress with pockets?? Send it to me asap.

 

Rhonda –

Yocatech A5 Journal Cover – I finally got my hands on my coveted copper Leuchtturm1917 Anniversary Edition journal and I am so scared I will mess the pretty cover up.  This pretty mint color will be the perfect complement.  I love that I can toss it into my purse and it can hold little notes and receipts I need to track as well.

Zebra Sarasa Clip Gel Ink Pen, 0.3 mm, 20 colors – I grabbed one of these pens in black recently, to try it out in my new copper journal.  Well, I am freaking obsessed. They write smooth and sharp and crisp.  It’s love.

Jiao Miao Cage Bra – I love that this serves multiple purposes.  I want it for layering over a bra and under tops.  Of course, it could be fun in the bedroom as well.

Ekouaer Viscose Robe – I am a lover of robes.  I like to wear a nice one when I do my makeup and hair or just lounge around.  The one I wear the most right now is getting worn out from washing it so much, so I just want to add to my rotation.

Mosiso Laptop Sleeve with Small Case – This still isn’t quite as small as I need for my MacBook, but the closest I can find that is still a black floral print. I do love the price and the matching small case that will be perfect for a charger or earbuds.

There you have it guys! What’s in YOUR Amazon wish list?? 🙂